Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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