dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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