I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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