My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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