we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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