so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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