I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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