he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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