You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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