Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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