I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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