: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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