when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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