There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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