Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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