I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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