that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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