Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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