gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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