Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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