She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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