i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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