I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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