Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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