grandma shit on top of the toilet
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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