i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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