Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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