dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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