Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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