i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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