no. you can't hotbox the world.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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