My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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