she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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