His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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