I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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