I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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