Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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