i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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