A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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