Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i came on her dog
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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