I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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