quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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