they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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