You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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