sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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