Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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