I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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