so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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