used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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