8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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