She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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