Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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