It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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