matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
