If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
