Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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