physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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