I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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