is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I FOUND THE LEGS
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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